Friday, December 25, 2015

Gluttony fest

I wish there was a politer classsification for what i have embarked on this week... but there just isn't!!
The Official Launch of the Gluttony Fest/Feast 2015 started yesterday upon awakening from my 5 hour nap. We had gotten home at Fajr. I went to sleep then. Woke up around 9am. And let the parathas begin... yee haw! Heheheh...
I know i will live to regret this week's indulgence. But you know what?! I DON'T GIVE A S#$&!!!! SO THERE!
After the awesome start, we went off for a  clan get together at zubchas. EVERYONE under one roof. Pure joy! Unadulterated... timeless... not a day has gone by... JOY!
May the Almighty keep us all in his divine protection.
There were samosas and jalaibees at this point with hot tea. I dont need to explain this stuff. U have to experience it through ur tastebuds. 
Then me fwiend FT came along and we swooshed off to Sattar Buksh Cafe and demolished the menu. I mean seriously!
De-mo-lished!
We started with chicken cheese samosas.. and our elaichi/mixed chai.. hot.. melty goodness with the spicy mint chutney... ooof! then we moved on to the bun kabab... super spicy.. extra chutney... yummy crunchy toasty melt-in-ur-mouth goodness..
The kachoris... there is a problem here. I was rendered momentarily speechless at this point. They were piping hot, fresh, and so so soft that
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There was a moment of silence while we ripped em apart and scooped the spicy aaloo tarkari onto them and literally breathed them in...
FT got adventurous and ordered ANOTHER bun kabab.. a dumdaar one. I cudn't eat more than one bite. By this time we were on our 2nd cup of collective chai's.
And basically holding on to our expanding tummys like that would miraculously create space... coz u know.. there was a teeny tiny problem. WE STILL HADNT TRIED DESSERT!!
So we sat there quietly sipping our teas.. shuffling around slowly in our chairs trying to ease the pressure... and after about ten fifteen minutes we felt comfortable enough to proceed to the grand finale... FT went for the choclolate orange cake... which was nutty hot and delumpcious... and then we just leaned back in our chairs and stared at the carnage we had wrought!
The good news? NOT A SINGLE OUNCE OF COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!  Heheheh
It will take alot more to break us my friend. A whole lot MORE!!
Let the games begin.... 
Cheerios
Princess of the GemWorld